How to make beans on toast (a collaboration)

Week 4 Assignment – INSTRUCTIONAL MATERIALS (Collaborative Class Work)

1. Take can of beans and open with a tin opener

2. Place it in a non metal container

3. Put in a microwave for three minutes

4. Take two pieces of bread – brown or white, one or two – and put in toaster for two and a half minutes – or longer if toast is preferred well done.

5. Stir beans halfway through cooking

6. Take toast out of the toaster

7. Spread on the butter

8. Place toast on plate

9. Pour beans over toast

10. Enjoy!

Iceland branded terrorists…is this really the government we want?

Week 3 Assignment – OP-ED (Editorial writing for the web)

I’ve just been reading an article on the BBC about how Iceland have been branded terrorists – basically, Iceland’s bank gets in trouble, and Britain realises that it has a significant amount of money invested in said bank. So, what is our government’s glorious solution? They use the Anti-Terrorism, Crime and Security Act 2001 to seize all Icelandic assets in Britain.

I’ve often ranted about how our freedoms are being slowly eroded by our current government and its campaign to eradicate all freedom of thought, speech and movement – but this just takes it too far. Could Iceland really help the fact that they’re the latest victims in the economic slowdown? Is it really diplomatic to dump them in the same category as the 7/7 bombers?

When are people going to wake up and realise that we’re no longer free? That soon all of our electronic devices will be monitored, live? That saying the wrong thing – and there are a lot of things that are currently considered wrong – could lead to being detained without charge or legal representation for up to a month? Come on, people, this is madness!

Reviews of Lifestyle Blogs

Week Two Assignment: A Web Review of the Web

This week, the burden’s fallen on me to review a number of blogs that revolve around ‘lifestyle’. Now since this is a particularly convoluted genre (hobbies? interests? sports? career?), I hadn’t really got a clue where to start. As with all people lost on the back roads of the net, I did the only thing I could.

Yes, I visited Google.

Now, without further ado, here are three randomly chosen ‘lifestyle’ blogs, and my thoughts on each one:

Charles & Marie

At first sight, this website doesn’t seem quite…right. For starters, there aren’t really any blogs visible – and there are various things for sale, besides. In fact, it just seems to be a mass of images, random paragraphs, and overpriced-yet-unnecessary items.

Looking closer, however, there are actually blog posts on the website. They’re just fairly well hidden (ignoring the text ‘navigator’s blog’ which – lets be honest – isn’t that noticeable): scrolling down a little, you can find thumbnail pictures which, if you hover over them, give snapshots of the blog they link to. It’s kind of nifty, but then you remember that you actually had to find that out – it wasn’t that obvious when you entered the site.

So, this blog may be colourful, well endowed with images and fairly useless wares: but for the purpose of being a user-friendly blog, it’s a failure.

PumaTalk Lifestyle

This blog is more promising: simpler, easy to navigate, stylish and humorous. Well, it is at first sight: scrolling down and looking at the blog posts, the reader will find out that the blog focuses solely on the Puma brand of trainers. New designs, adverts, people sponsored by the company, you name it. Not really my cup of tea.

Functionally, however, the blog is pretty spot on: there’s a box to the right describing the reasons why the blog exists, and each post is written with simple sentences and small, easy-to-scan paragraphs. The writer even throws in various pictures, videos, and bullet-pointed (or numbered) information, to break up the text even more. Readers will be able to find out what this blog’s about pretty easily, and then will be able to scan through the posts themselves and get the gist of what they’re saying, without too much effort.

All in all, bit of an odd topic for a blog – but the way it’s designed and written is superb.

Scripps News

This is easily the most appealing blog I found, stylistically speaking. It’s quite a standard layout – items of interest on either side, posts in the middle – but that’s the beauty of it: it makes it much more accessible.

The posts on the front page are only previews of each actual blog – so that the reader can scan each post, and choose the one that interests them. I find this feature pretty useful, because it takes so much less time to scan for what I want to read. The posts themselves vary from post to post – but that’s because they’re sourced from different news outlets…and besides, it’s all part of the charm.

So, if you want to see how well structured blogs can be – or if you particularly like reading American news – Scripps News is definitely the place to start.

…finally has the net at home

Okay, so I actually have net access at home. Homework following, promise!

Now, everyone else gave a little ‘about me’, so I suppose I should as well: I’m a 19 year old student (last part being obvious) with a tendency towards eccentricity. I love writing, travelling, skiing, socialising, music, and a few more things – the latter being subjects of a marmite nature, so I won’t mention them here. I think that’s it…oh, one more thing: when it comes to politics, I’m a libertarian. There we go – I bet now you really feel like you know me, right? No? Ah, well – if you’re really that inclined to know me, no blog will ever do me justice – only direct experience can do that ;-)

‘Sorry!’ Ed. Matt Letcher

EDITED

The Problem

‘The Many Feasible Yet Comedic Reasons Why My Blog is Not a Biog.’

Right, this is quite possibly one of the lamest (is that a word?) blog posts that I will ever write on here.

I hope.

The Reasons

1. I don’t actually get the internet at home until half way through next week – which means all of my net work needs to be done at university. Granted, I could have done that in the past week.

2. I live half an hour away from university.

3. The library rarely offers the peace and tranquility it promises.

4. This first week has been about as insanely hectic as it could get.

5. Yes, I’m also forgetful. No, I’m not that forgetful.

The Resolution

Yes, they’re bad excuses. It’s going to be too late, I know, but I’ll have my work up tomorrow. When I’ve actually got the net at home I’ll never be late posting. Also, I’ll post more than I’m supposed to.

Not that anyone’s actually bothered by all of this. This is really only for my peace of mind.

Sorry!

Right, this is quite possibly one of the lamest (is that a word?) blog posts that I will ever write on here.

I hope.

Basically, I don’t actually get the internet at home until half way through next week – which means all of my net work needs to be done at uni. Granted, I could have done that in the past week, but a) I live half an hour away from uni, b) the library rarely offers the peace and tranquility it promises, and y) this first week has been about as insanely hectic as it could get. Yes, they’re bad excuses. Yes, I’m also forgetful. No, I’m not that forgetful. It’s gonna be too late, I know, but I’ll have my work up for tomorrow, and then when I’ve actually got the net at home I’ll make sure that I’m never late posting. Also, I’ll try and post more than I’m supposed to.

Not that anyone’s actually bothered by all of this. This is really only for my peace of mind.

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